June 2012
cosmo tip #255
expertcosmotips:
for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside
“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried...”
– Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
May 2012
krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
dietchola:
if you see me trying to sleep but you continue to try and have conversation with me, I will end you
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
3 tags
me: please be gay.
5 tags
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