cosmo tip #255
expertcosmotips: for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside
Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried...– Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate we are a bromance we should act as bros #longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
dietchola: if you see me trying to sleep but you continue to try and have conversation with me, I will end you
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
me: please be gay.
How Many Total Songs? 2921 Sort by Song Title – First and Last? First: “A-OK” Motion City Soundtrack Last: “9mm and a Three Piece Suit” - Streetlight Manifesto Sort by Time – Shortest and Longest? Shortest: “Bye”- Tegan and Sara (0:05) Longest: “Rain on the River” - It’s a recording of rain on a river sounds (1:03:58) Sort by Artist –...