Just Let Her Stay Home and Lez: Lies I've Told... →
thetangentialruinsminneapolis: “There actually isn’t farming in Minnesota, since we can’t break through the permafrost.” “Over winter, we had to get to school by sled dogs because the roads aren’t open. I mean, it’s different in Minneapolis, but out in the suburbs where I grew up it’s… This is hilarious.
Companies that listen - Gender Identity/Expression...
ryansallans: Verizon is the most recent company to announce that they will add gender identity/expression to their nondiscrimination policy thanks to the advocacy and work completed by the Unitarian Universalist Association. Other companies the UUA has had successful campaigns to push to adopt non-discrimination language, include The Home Depot, Travelers Insurance, Procter & Gamble, Family...
I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me...– Andrea Gibson (via bohemiancupcake)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
avocadosalad: palindromepanda: sophie acting like a spaz. this is how she behaves when i first get home from work. GAH! I LOVE THIS WEIRD LOOKING DOG Reminds me of Jack. How i miss that goofy dog.