January 2012
December 2011
Watchtoraibella:
LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN...
My tonsil is swollen.
I have an undercut.
CRACK.
lafraser:
the fact that i am not sailor moon or beyonce breaks my heart
Replace Beyonce with Scarlet Johansson.
this-isyourbaptism:
going to delete my tumblr.
Noooooooooooooo!
True Story
sailorfailures:
idesofnovember:
My autocorrect keeps wanting to make “Naoko” Nabokov.
Nabokov Takovski, proud author of Industrious Warrior Sailor Moscow
This is nothing short of hilarious to me.
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There’s something at work that smells. It’s someone’s food but it’s making me nauseous. Ugh
Mom vs Jehovah Witnesses...what have I done
Mom: Those Jehovah witnesses came back again today by the way.
Me: I beg your pardon? xD
Mom: They wanted you, they asked for you and I told them you were a practicing Catholic
Me: One shouldn't lie about their beliefs y'know
Mom: They dropped off some literature and wanted to do bible studies with you
Me: No shit?
Mom: How long have they been coming to this house?!
Me: Er...since the beginning of the term...
Mom: ...are you serious?
Me: Dead.
Mom: They're going to come back for you. You need to buck up and say no!
Me: Well if you'd stop opening the damn door!
Mom: Just tell them that you're into some religion and they'll leave you alone.
Me: I told them I was a science major and they swooned!
Mom: This is a different breed...
Me: Entirely, they disarmed me with their interest in an obviously gay, devious, young science major.
Mom: Maybe they just thought you were a lost, straight, smart young man?
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: I'll flash 'em
Mom: I'll be upstairs.
