How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
sorry for talking about the things i like so much
I need a cat and some beer. :(
Wait that came out wrong.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Being an adult is realizing that you don’t have to eat the yellow skittles.
every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
I think this should be the new standard code.
But we need the really long honk: you’re one of my good friends, and I like seeing you pee yourself.